Fifty Foot Gnome

This game came from a joke I made on Discord about games on itch where you wonder if they even exist.

I've been buying charity bundles for ages but it feels like only recently that I've been getting multiple "hi seeing as how you bought Sit On My Possum Please recently you might be interested to learn that I'm now itch-funding my latest solo larp Fifty Foot Gnome" emails

After writing this joke I realised that I was then obliged to actually write the games I'd mentioned, so here is the solo larp Fifty Foot Gnome.

Please be aware that I had no idea of what a "solo larp" might be when making the joke so I just guessed that it was about pretending to be someone in the context of a game, on your own. If that's not what it means, it should mean that.

I am not sure that I will ever write Sit On My Possum Please.

Disclaimer:
The gnome in the illustration is from https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/en/view-image.php?image=580563&picture=wiza... as the game is just text and I thought I should have an image somewhere. It is not a representative gnome in any way.